Once upon a time,
there was a Bee who got sick
off of Bird shit and lost a wing.
Flying lopsided, the Bee ran into
a Bird who couldn't fly straight
because it got sick off
of some nasty Bee shit.
They fell to the ground,
a little bit dirty and a little bit confused,
found a drink and drank it together,
then realized that the only thing to do
was to sew their fucked up wings together.
They did and they flew.
They became a Beerd.
The first Beerd in history-
The now have a contract
to document their sex lives
on a reality show on E!
Moral: A lame duck always has a story worth televising.
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